I’ll tell you what’s unrealistic, John Henry

As I begin this latest attempt to dive back into regular blogging, I figured I’d warm myself up by ranting about my favorite pieces of low-hanging rage fruit: professional sports and disphit rich people. In an interview with the Financial Times, John Henry, principal owner of my beloved Boston Red Sox, told a reporter that …

2023 Major League Baseball Preview and Predictions

Since it’s that time of year when I gleefully fuck up all of my fantasy baseball drafts, it’s also time to crank out my traditional blog post expounding on the upcoming MLB season! In the past, I’ve attempted to bring my knowledge to the masses using revolutionary advanced metrics comparing the league’s teams to beer, …