I am, sadly, just one man, and though I enjoy watching football, I have both limited time and severely limited patience for car insurance, Mannings, and color commentators insisting that no, actually garbage player/coach/team X is not actually garbage. I can only do so much. But here’s what I saw. Chiefs vs. Lions Detroit’s legit, …
Note: This is an unused chapter from the manuscript that eventually morphed into Vengeance Squad. It is not canon. It is here purely for funsies, and as an additional point of discussion for a post on my Substack. Enjoy! The elevator dinged as Cade swiped his badge across the raised sensor. It dinged again as …
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I’m not always pissy at my cheap ass baseball team; sometimes I’m excited to see big dudes in funny underpants pretend to beat each other up! The build to Wrestlemania 39 has me convinced this might be the best version of Mania WWE has put together in a long, long time. So what’s looking good …
Spoiler alert for Destiny 2: Lightfall’s campaign. The Destiny franchise is famous for starting out as a totally incomprehensible mess. The player wakes up with no memory, resurrected by a little robot guy that was Peter Dinklage for a little while, and you’ve got powers because the big ball in the sky says so, and …
Since it’s that time of year when I gleefully fuck up all of my fantasy baseball drafts, it’s also time to crank out my traditional blog post expounding on the upcoming MLB season! In the past, I’ve attempted to bring my knowledge to the masses using revolutionary advanced metrics comparing the league’s teams to beer, …
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The (surprise) third book in Tamsyn Muir’s (now) four-book The Locked Tomb science fiction series is a creative but challenging delight. Reader Stuff Gideon the Ninth and Harrow the Ninth were some of my favorite novels ever, so I was very much looking forward to Alecto the Ninth when it was announced as the third …
I realized last week that I was spending way too much time staring at the tiny computer I bought from Tim Apple. I think that’s understandable: there’s so much doom and gloom to scroll through, so many memes to laugh at, and so many gacha characters to collect and train up, and this little brick …
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When the Tallisker tower in Detroit exploded, evil even more demonic than usual had to be behind it. Finding out would take a team of highly trained individuals, each specialists in their field. This is not that team. Ren Roberts, rich jerk. Lil, multi-time Employee of the Month at Donovan’s. Rotreego, disgraced former Pintiri of …
I’ve had robots on the brain lately (thanks, Amazon). It feels like we’re right on the cusp of these things becoming a not-insignificant part of our day-to-day lives, like making breakfast or abandoning the MBTA when it catches on fire. The technology’s there; it just needs to be refined and implemented. So it’s time to …
After leaving it to collect dust on a side table for four or five months, I finally attached my Nintendo Switch to the television again this week. I played the shit out of Fire Emblem: Three Houses a couple years ago, but I haven’t found much else I was interested in for that console that …