I’m putting this here on the off chance it’ll help someone else. Sure, I know my quirky worded rants about dipshits dipping their shit bring smiles to faces, but I can contribute more to the world than that. So this pandemic’s a pain in the ass, right? At the beginning I thought I had it …
Few sandwiches are more satisfying than the good ol’ PB & J. Whether it’s packed for a picnic, taken along to work, or just enjoyed at home, the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is an All-American comfort food that hits the spot in any situation! My favorite version of this scrumptiously simple sandwich has been …
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Happy endings are bullshit. Samantha Brooks assumed the hardest things she’d have to face in life were college exams and her slowly fracturing family. Then her father found the world’s most powerful magic in his silverware drawer. Forcibly relocated to the secret elven capitol city of Evitankari, Roger Brooks bravely faced down the manipulative Witch …
A spunky princess brings down an oppressive patriarchy and looks great doing it. Yo. Crown Princess Myrindi of Talvayne here. This is the story of my life so far. It’s an inspirational, uplifting tale that won’t leave a dry eye in the house. The film adaptation’s going to bring home seven Academy Awards and inspire …
Unlikely companions team up against a globe-spanning conspiracy masterminded by the devious Witch. Mild-mannered family man Roger Brooks is sucked into a hidden subculture of magic and fairy creatures when he discovers the world’s most powerful magic in his silverware drawer. Whisked away to a city of sorcery and intrigue, Roger’s faced with unraveling the …
Life takes on new meaning in a town where no one can die. When twenty-something Kevin Felton loses his job and moves back in with his mother, he assumes life can’t possibly get any worse. He used to be somebody at a big time company—now he’s just another nobody with no direction and nothing to …